'Cause i'm the smartest son,
And i swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!
And then i took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes-i guess he dont know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And i took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And then i went and showed my dad
And he got red in cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head-
Too proud of me to speak!
-Shel Silverstein
